Lirilì Larilà

Original

Lirilì Larilà, elefante nel deserto che cammina qua e là. Con la sua conchiglia e un orologio che fa tic tac le spine del cactus mi fanno un attacco flashback. Arriva zio Ramon con una mongolfiera blu, gridando: "Ma che fai lì? T i piace pure il WiFi, tu?" Io rispondo senza fiato: "cerco solo di capire perché un cactus con sandali si possa anche vestire!"

English

Lirilí Larilà, elephant in the desert walking here and there. With her shell and clock that goes tick tack, the cactus' spines give me a flashback attack. Uncle Ramon arrives with his blue hot air balloon, yelling: "What are you doing here? You even like Wi-Fi, you?" I answer, breathless: "I'm just trying to understand why a cactus with sandals can also dress up!"

Russian

Лирили Ларила, слонёнок ходит по пустыне туда-сюда. Вижу часы, которые тикают, от кактусов и тапков я ловлю флэшбэк. Дядя Рамон подходит с шариком и говорит: "Что ты тут делаешь? Я тоже люблю Вай-фай, ты?" Я отвечаю задыхаясь: "Я думаю, почему даже с кактусами в сандалях нормально ходить?"

Chinese

Lirilì Larilà 沙漠里的大象，晃悠来又晃悠去，背着海螺壳，怀表滴答滴答催。仙人掌的刺，扎得我闪回记忆碎——突然蓝气球，拉蒙叔叔空中飞：'喂！你在那儿干啥？难不成连WiFi你也追？'我喘着气回嘴：'我就想搞明白——一株穿凉鞋的仙人掌，为啥还要穿外套臭美！'

According to the increasingly elaborate lore surrounding this creature, Lirilì Larilà began life as an ordinary elephant wandering the desert. Its transformation came after a series of unfortunate events, resulting in the strange, sandal-wearing, cactus-skinned creature now known across TikTok. What makes Lirilì Larilà particularly fascinating is its reported timeline-bending abilities, causing clocks to run backward or even transform into bread when it approaches.